Stupid Question (Response to a writing prompt found on Pinterest)

“There’s no such thing as a stupid question,” Hermione declared.

“What’s in mango salsa?” Harry asked innocently.

“I stand corrected.”

Ron snorted.  “Finally, someone stumped Hermione.”

“Nobody asked you, Ronald!”

“I never thought I’d see the day…”

“You’re not helping, Ronald!”

“Sure I am!  I’m helping Harry.”

“Helping him do what, sound like a bigger idiot than you usually do?”

“I do not sound like an idiot!”

“Only when you open your mouth…”

“Alright, children, settle down!  If you can’t play nice, I’ll have to send you to your rooms,” Harry interjected, trying not to laugh.

“Seeing as how we share a room, that wouldn’t be so bad,” Ron commented, leering at Hermione, who just rolled her eyes.

“See what I have to live with, Harry?  How did you stand it for six years?”

“Well, there were three other boys in the room as well, so that helped.  I didn’t have to put up with him all by myself.”

“Well, that solution’s right out,” Hermione decided.  “Any other suggestions?”

“Ear plugs?”

“Oi!”

“Silencing Charm?”

“I’m right here!”

“Lock him out of your room when he gets too annoying?  He still seems to have trouble getting past Colloportus.”

Hermione doubled over with laughter as Ron sputtered indignantly beside them.

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