Literally Everything About This Is Illegal (Response to writing prompt found on Pinterest)

“Literally everything about this is illegal.”

“That’s what makes it so much fun.”

“You definitely need to learn a new definition of fun.  And apparently I need to learn a new definition of friends…or at least of what constitutes hanging out with friends on a weekday night.  We’re going to be late for work tomorrow, and that’s assuming we don’t wind up arrested before then.”

“Chill out, Potter, it’s not that bad.  Besides, we won’t get caught.”

“That’s what you said the last six times, Malfoy, and look where we wound up every time…in Shacklebolt’s office, trying to talk our way out of yet another one of your troll-brained schemes.”

“Hey!  None of my ideas have ever been that bad!”

“Breaking into the Games and Sports Department so you could get a look at the lineup for the next World Cup…breaking into Umbridge’s old office so you could see if she left anything self-incriminating behind, Merlin knows why…breaking into the—”

“Okay, okay, I get the idea!  Merlin, Potter, you act like you’ve never done anything stupid in your entire life.”

“Following you every time you come up with yet another idiotic idea comes to mind…”

Just then they heard footsteps at the far end of the hall.

“Bloody great!  Here we go again!  Get over here, idiot, so I can Disillusion both of us before they get any closer!  And for Merlin’s sake, be quiet!

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