#AtoZChallenge Day 2: B

B

 

“B is for Basil, assaulted by bears.”  Now just how did these bears get into town to attack poor Basil?  Did they ride in on their Harleys or something?  (You never know, they could be bear shifters…)  Or was Basil out camping with his parents or his Scout troop or something, and he went wandering off into the woods by himself and run into a bears’ club meeting or something?  I know, he was at a zoo and…oh wait, that one’s been done recently, only with gorillas…

And just what in the name of Smokey did he do to deserve such a fate, anyway?  Did he insult their intelligence?  Did he make fun of their sisters/girlfriends/mamas?  Did he question their manhood, I mean bearhood?  What in Yogi’s name could a child have done to warrant such an attack?  Someone better call Ranger Smith and tell him to do a cave check, make sure none of his charges have extra items in their dens, such as a child-sized pair of trainers or other items of clothing…

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7 Responses to #AtoZChallenge Day 2: B

  1. poor Basil 😦
    maybe he was lonely and wanted a nice, new, fluffy friend and it all just went horribly wrong?

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  2. Megan Morgan says:

    Bears don’t need a reason, I guess. Maybe he looked like a pot of honey… 😉

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  3. Maybe Basil got assaulted by the bears because he tried to steal their honey?

    This was such a bad Winnie-the-Pooh explanation 🙈

    I’m loving this series already, Christine 🙂

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    • I like your idea, though. 😀 Thanks, hope you like tomorrow’s as well (if you’re a Doctor Who fan, you’ll get the references, if not…Clara was the Doctor’s latest companion, the next one to be introduced is a young woman named Bill…I don’t know, maybe they’ll explain her name in her first episode).

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  4. hilarymb says:

    Hi Christine – Basil seemed to have a rough time … the bears need to learn to be polite – perhaps Basil can teach them … cheers Hilary

    http://positiveletters.blogspot.co.uk/2017/04/c-is-for-cattle-and-cow-cooper.html

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